Sexual encounters of the 3rd kind

In my life I have ran in to my fair share of women...a real good share lol. But those days are long gone. Since I am pretty bored I am gonna share one of those encounters with you and since you bored reading your pretty much gonna like it. One encounter happened when I was a freshmen in high school one of my friends had little or none parental supervision at his house so we were always over there. One day me and my friends who will remain nameless and everyone who participated in this activity will also remain nameless. Well we were at my friends house and we had invited a very pretty girl from our school over. She was a little older she was a senior amd we were all freshmen. She had a car so she picked us up and she took us to AM PM to do a beer run (a beer run is we just walk in and steal the beer by running out with it) we did the beer run and made it back to my friends house and we started to drink. During our alcohol fueled conversation we started talking about having sex on camera she mention she never has ever done anything like that before and of coarse being the person i am (they don't call me half nasty for no reason) I asked if she wanted to change that! she started to laugh and said she didn't know. At that point my animal instinct kicked it right when she said i don't know it might as well been a fuck yes Chris lets do it lol. Our conversation gets a little deeper into what has she ever done sexually and what she hasn't done. During this time i called my friend to bring over the camera so now their is 3 guys and one very attractive young lady. So my buddy with the camera finally just busts out the camera and asks her if shes down while the camera is rolling she smiles and says not with you.... so then I smile. my buddy keeps on pushing it and keeps asking her and she finally says YES... but she says I will only do it if i can do Chris and you at the same time! At first i thought she was kidding but when I look up at her she was staring at me with her beautiful blue eyes with the most serious face! keep in mind i am only a freshmen and pretty much has only had sex with a hand full of women let alone a women who is 4 years older and pretty much one of the must beautifulest girls I have seen, so it was easy to say i was a little intimidated. But being the guy i am i jump up and say lets do this hahahaha. So she walks all 3 of us to the bed room and asks one of the homies to video tape the whole thing. while she was saying that i was already taking her clothes off. by that point in my sexual endeavors you could say i was a novice she pretty much had a woman's figure that is pretty much a nice way of saying this woman has big ass tits and huge ass lol. We get to business and i bend her over while she gives my amigo head.And let me add it is pretty much hard to preform while you have one of your friends holding a camera laughing screaming out yyyeeeaaa get that bitch! So we finish up and of coarse we have snoop bumping "it aint no fun" so in spirit of the song i ask her what was up with her and my homie who was holding the camera can he get in this fun? She says YES... but i have to hold the camera and i have to look her in the eyes while he does it. By this time i knew if i asked her to rob a bank she would of done it. So they get to the business and im the camera man having fun doing close ups and shit, during this escapade my girlfriend calls and yes i had a girlfriend and to make it more worse my girlfriend introduced me to this girl im now videotaping getting plowed and looking up at me giving me sex faces. Im like FUCK i hope she doesn't find out about this BBUUTTT it wasn't like i was gonna stop doing this awesome stuff just for her lol i know that sounds real deucey but i was a 14 year old boy what the fuck did I know. So anyways I ignore the call and they finish up and the woman grabs me and escorts me to another room so we can "talk" she sits me down and explains to me she did all that to show me that she really likes me and wants to have a relationship. (the story of my life right)In my mind i start busting up laughing i may have been a 14 year old boy but i had an older brother who taught me the game i explain to her she must be the must stupidest person in the world to think by her fuckin me and my best friends that i would wanna be with a her. She cuts me off and says that she knows i am young but shes ok with it and she would take care of me. My response is did you just hear what the fuck i said your fucking crazy you just fucked me and all my best friends on camera that is not what i like to call wifey material. Being the beautiful girl that she was i could see she was not used to being rejected i could tell this by her response "FUCK YOU THEN CHRIS YOUR JUST A LITTLE BOY ANYWAY!!!" I give her a wink and tap my finger on the camera and say its to late you already fucked me baby. she storms out screaming fuck this and fuck that. My friends look at me like what the fuck, you just messed up all the fun!! I laugh and say i know but that bitch is trippin' so I run out and yell for her she stops her car and asks what do i want. I run up to the side of her car and say "I dont fuck for free you need to give me a ride home or something" she skirts off and almosts runs me over while we all laugh. We go back inside and i call my mom to pick me up but before i could even call, my girlfriend calls screaming at me! You pretty much already know what happened the woman who just caught the 3oclock train (the bitch we just fucked) called my girlfriend and said i fucked her. so i got dumped :( but it was well worth it! Well that was one of my many crazy high school stories sorry if it was too long trust me it goes on more but we dont have time for that i guess maybe the next story i will explain to you guys how one of my friends let everyone in my high school watch the movie that we all stared in! hahaha

TITS Brand

So one of the new clothing brands I've feelin and have a couple shirts of is TITS Clothing they are the ones who came out with the first tees with a women doing house work while drinking a 40 before everyone bite on they're style check out a couple of my favorite tees
If you want to cop some make sure to check out their site http://www.shoptits.com/ they got a lot more better tees so check it

Do you have the Best Ass in the WORLD?

American apparel is in search of the best bottom in the world right now. You will be the new face, or should we say bottom of their new intimates line. We felt this contest was definitely something that we needed to be shared. Be sure and submit your bottom at Americanapparel.net

New Dyme Def Video "Do Something" - Shot by ESTEVAN ORIOL

Photo Of The Day

Keepin It Old School

Song Of The Day

West Up!

Poloroids

Photo Of The Day

Nicki Minaj and her phat booty!

Some Tight New Backpacks

Japanese streetwear giant Devilock Just came out with some of the tightest backpacks i have ever seen and just in time for spring classes so you better pick one up before you go back!

New Puppets Commercial with Zydrunas Ilgauskas

I really hate Zydrunas Ilgauskas he just looks like a goofy fuck!

Estevan Oriol Being Interviewed in Paris

One of my favorite photographers is Estevan Oriol his style is original and i love that here is an interview he did at one of his shows in Paris, France

Estevan Oriol from From Paris on Vimeo.

Lipodystrophy Makes A 13-Year Old Girl Look Like She's 50!

I feel bad for this girl shes only 13 but she looks 50!!

Photo Of The Day

Footage From The Photo Shoot I Did Wit Nine30 & Strheatz

Make Sure you follow them on twitter
http://twitter.com/Nine30
http://twitter.com/Strheatz
and if your not following me then you got a problem
http://twitter.com/HALFNASTY

Watch out for The OFFICIAL version of Confidence&Nonsense make sure you pick that up

The Hundreds Spring 2010 is out Check out the Caps

Step up your wardrobe game

D Wade Facial

Hahaha this was just ugly!!!

Photo Of The Day

Whats in Your ipod Rotation??

what ive been playing this week on my ipod just gonna name 10 guess i dont wanna be here all day
#1 "Bread & Butter" Beanie Sigel

#2 "Soundtrack 2 My Life" Kid Cudi

#3 "Dipped in Vaseline" Mickey Avalon

#4 "Photo Shoot" Gucci Man

#5 "Blood in blood out" Jedi Mind Tricks

#6 "Ms. Fat Booty" Mos Def

#7 "Gimme Some More" Busta Rhymes

#8 "Shit Popped Off" T.I.

#9 "Industrial Revolution" Immortal Technique

#10 "The 4th Branch" Immortal Technique


if you dont have this songs on your ipod go get them shits! and dont tell me i never gave you nothing!

Bernard Hopkins, VS Roy Jones Jr. Re-Match Set For April

So B-Hop is gonna fight Roy Jones JR. i think they are like 15 years to late lol their last fight happened 17 years ago and Jones came away the victor with a unanimous decision to take the vacant IBF middleweight title. But really who is gonna pay to see this fight every time i see Roy Jones he is getting knocked the fuck out on TV he really needs to hang em up! B-hop is gonna lay this old dude out! when i was growing up Jones used to be my favorite fighter but dammm how long are you gonna fight i would rather see Jordon come back to the bulls then see Jones come back and fight again lets be honest at least you would pay to see that!

Song Of The Day

Bitches I hope you know!!!

Get Your Ring Game Up

Both These rings and necklace are pretty dope and their price range is about $280-357 so if you feeling stylish click the link at the bottom



http://www.oyemodern.com/for-men/

Song Of The Day

"Went from 10 g's for blow to 30 g's a show and orgy with hoes i never seen b4"

Photo Of The Day

In spirit of my last post and women who lie to men just to try to keep them

Whats up with women now adays?

So here is another entertaining story of my sex life for you to enjoy! So if you dont know I have a beautiful girlfriend and been with her for a while now but before me and her ever got together I hooked with this ugly horrible excuse of a woman I NEVER should of hooked up with. Now this woman was introduced to me by one of my best friends who past away Ozzy (RIP) so one day she calls me and says she has 2 free tickets to go to the drive inn. I havent been to the Drive Inn in about 2 years so I say ok. we meet and its a horrible Movie, And If you are not from Cali and never been to a Drive Inn its just a place you bring beer and pretty much party while you watch a movie! Well the Movie this chic picks is absolutely horrible! So she is the actually the one who makes the first move she said she is "Tired" and wants to lay down in the back seat. So we go back there and she basically attacks me and starts kissing me. She takes off her shirt and bra and stops me and asks "What do you think of my tits? they are a 38DD" I look at them and say they look great and begin to kiss her she stops me again and says "they are just great look at them! Touch them tell me what you think!" I'm like whoa something is wrong with this chic I give her a weird look and continue to kiss her. She STOPS ME AGAIN!! And Says "wait I don't think I should do this I used to go out with your best friend and I loved him" Right then and there I know this chick was one lying ass bitch because my homie Ozzy would never of dated this chick I knew he fucked her a couple times but I knew for a fact he never dated her. She puts on this little act for a little bit like I was gonna feel bad for her or something So I finally get pissed and just tell her "fine put your clothes on I'll take you home!" She yells out "NNooooo" and pulls me back down to kiss her, Which was a mistake I should of just took that crazy ass bitch back home but of coarse being the Man I am I just went in for the kill! Hahahhaha Well I will have to pay for this one because this story is not just about the sex its about how crazy this bitch really is!!!. She takes off her pants to reveal her pussy that looks like the Amazon jungle because she hasn't shaved and I don't know how long! (I've seen the real Amazon jungle so I can really say that lol) she reaches for my belt and takes off my pants I grab the condom and put it on. So we begin to have sex with the only thing good about it was her vagina was tight everything else was horrible!!! she wanted to be on top at first and for the first minute and a half looked like she was having a seizure she was moving the top half of her body and not the bottom meaning her titties were bouncing in my face giving me black eyes and shit but her pussy wasn't moving one bit on my cock! So after another 30 seconds of that I tell her to let me get on top after another 15 seconds of me trying to find her hole in the jungle of her pubic hair I finally begin. She screams out letting everyone know in the Drive Inn we are having sex which isn't a bad thing I just thought it was kinda funny because I did not have tinted windows. So I'm going to work smashing this chic and she is scratching the fuck out of my back. I slow down and she looks at me with a puzzled look and asks "Do you love fucking me?" I dont even answer I just start smashing her again she tells me to stop I ask her why she says you already mad me cum I wanna get on top of you and make you cum. I tell her no its cool I am about to come doing this. but she insists so she gets back on top of me but this time she turns around with her ass facing me. She begins and starts doing the same exact thing!!! I try to help her and tell her and try to train her but after a minute of that I just get up and start fucking her from behind which was kinda funny because she over my center console getting fucked. She tells me to slow down because it kind of hurts. But Im about to cum so I just speed up lol She grabs my hand and yells "keep going OOOOO MMYYYYY God! I'm having a orgasm!!" I start laughing because who the fuck yells out they are having an Orgasm?? Well she is busting the biggest nut of her life I try to hurry up and cum. After I'm done I sit back But she just lays there ass naked over my center console lol I ask her if shes OK she finally sits up and says "Ok I have never came like that before I felt it through my whole Body" She kisses me again and then says "Babe we get along soooooo good together we should be together" I give her a smirk and just say I don't think we should be together I'm not looking for a relationship with you right now and we barely met I don't even know you! She looks down and says well and says "Well I Like you and would like to still kick it with you and get to know you" I tell her You mean you still want to fuck me? She smiles and says well you gotta admit that was the best sex ever!! I laugh a little and say "The sex was ok" I didnt wanna be mean and just say you were the worse lay of my life but she really was! After a performance like that I knew I didn't want to have sex with her again. She had literally the hairiest pussy I have ever seen! I mean it was worse than those 1970's pornos! I mean it was HAIRY! She just didn't know what to do during sex! She gave me head and she just put it in her mouth and sucked it as hard as possible I asked her what the fuck she was doing she replied giving you the best head of your life! I know it was comical! the only thing this chic had going for her was her Big tits! but big tits can only get you so far in life! I drop her off at home and she asked me again to be with her I just outright tell her "No Im not trying to have you as a girlfriend we can still talk but Im not trying to have a girlfriend" She says fine and gives me a kiss and she walks inside her house. Only if that is where the trouble ended! But OOOOOO NNNNOOOOOO it didnt It just begun ladies and gentlemen! This is the tale of the Woman with Horrible sex! So a week or two goes by and I meet my present girlfriend and we start dating. So one day I accompany her to target so she can get a few things and guess who we see yuuup that same woman with the horrible sex! At first I didnt recognize her but I could tell she was just staring at me so I look at her and finally notice it was her. I didnt notice her because she wasnt wearing her usual 10 pounds of make up and hair spray. So she gives me the dirty look and stares at my girl and leaves. I didnt think much of it I told that woman I wasnt feeling her like that and she knew it. So the next day I get the call from her and she asks "so is that your girlfriend that girl you were with" I tell her that me and her were talking because we werent together at that point in time but I like her and I would be with her if she was up for it. So that obviously wasnt the answer she wanted to hear she GOES OFF!!! saying well I thought you didnt want a girlfriend I say NO I told you that I didnt want to be with you so gets more angrier and tells me that my girlfriend used to be with her older cousin and he supposedly told her that she lied to him all the time and cheated on him and that she fucked some of his friends while they were together. Well knowing my future girlfriend was virgin I knew she was lying I tell her well that sucks for her cousin and that since I was gonna be with her I wasnt gonna be talking to her like that anymore (Meaning I wasn't gonna be fucking her anymore) She is more than upset she is angry and wants to know why so I just come out and say it "Look I barely fucking met you and fucked you in the backseat of my car I dont like you! Me meeting a woman and having sex with her the first night I meet her is not what I call girlfriend material!! Maybe If you were cool and I could actually talk and have a conversation with you I would but we dont! So stop it leave me the fuck alone you weird ass bitch!" She tells me I am a jerk off and that I'm ugly.... yea real original lol......... So a few weeks go by and me and my girlfriend are doing great but then I get the call ITS THE WOMAN WITH HORRIBLE SEX!!!! she tells me that she Pregnant and the baby was mine. Every male who has been in that situation knows how that shit feels my heart drops! And my mind starts to race I ask myself fuck will my girlfriend still be with me? is this baby really mine?? how the fuck could I get this bitch pregnant when i had a condom on? But the bitch with horrible sex says something real weird she tells me I have to be with her because she doesnt wanna bring a kid into the world with no family. I tell her I am not gonna be with her and that shes crazy if she thinks that. She tells me fuck you well good luck in court bitch because im taking you for everything for child support and than hangs up I dont rall

So I call my girl and tell I have something to tell her she says to go to her work so I get there and tell her the whole story and shes a little upset but tells me she would still be with me if its true I only had sex with the women with horrible sex when I wasnt with her. So a week goes by and I hear nothing from the women with the horrible sex then she calls out of the blue and tells me when she was gonna have the baby and iI wont be able to see it and the baby will have nothing to do with me. I flip out and contest and ask her why? finally the truth comes out she asks me what does my girlfriend have that she doesnt? then it all clicks this bitch is really jealous and is mad because I chose my girl over her! another week goes by and I hear nothing from the women with the horrible sex she calls me while I was at work she tells me she fell down stairs and lost the baby knowing she was lying I play along with it and asks if shes alright and if she needed anything she says no and hangs up the phone. Immediately I call my girlfriend and tell her we both agree that the bitch was crazy and made the whole thing up just to break us up and after she couldnt do that she gave up. But the story doesnt end there oooo no it doesnt! 6 months later her "cousin" a women who supposedly lives with her posts a bulletin on myspace saying congratulations Half Nasty on having a baby boy knowing im not expecting any babies I ask her what the hell she is talking about she tells me that the women with the horrible sex is 6 months pregnant with my baby and she was lying to me when she told me she fell and lost it. I flip out on her "cousin" telling her she a retarded bitch for posting a bulletin on myspace before telling me whats up. I immediately call the women with the horrible sex and ask her was it true she said yes and says again she wants nothing to do with me and im never going to see the baby and hangs up with me. My heart drops wondering what my girlfriend is gonna think again. So I inform her again and right from the get go she says fuck that this bitch is lying again just to break us up. I on the other hand believe her because one of my friends mother has seen her and tells me she has gained some weight. So im like fuck my luck. One night i talk to the women with the horrible sex and again i talk the truth out of her and all she can talk about is how my girlfriend stole me from her and how shes a bad girlfriend to me and how she still fucks her cousin. and it click again wooow this bitch really is making this shit up again!!! Let and be hold she tells me she is going to Mexico for a family vacation and not even an hour there she texts me that she fell at the beach and she lost the baby! and again i play her game and ask her if she alright and all that stuff. A mutual friend emails my girlfriend some photos of her on that mexico trip of her drinking out in the club supposedly pregnant i email those same photos to the women with horrible sex and give her hell telling her if i ever see her in the streets she better run because im treating her like a man! Her "cousin" aims me asking me why is she flipping out i tell her to leave me the fuck alone her whole family is crazy and i want nothing to do with them. Later i find out her "cousin" doesnt even exist its just a person the women with horrible sex made up just to talk to me. she made a fake myspace and aim just to talk to me. This women is a loser and these kind of women are why men say fuck bitches and treat them like shit! Amy (the women with horrible sex) your a pitiful piece of shit and your nothing compared to my girlfriend stop stocking me!

Tila Tequila is a piece of shit!

So now Tila Tequila is saying Rapper The Game is her baby daddy. She was on her twitter page talking shit on him saying he is the weakest rapper in the game and saying his album flopped and the only reason people are talking about him is because he is her babies daddy. God i hate this women she is nothing but a loser alien head looking bitch and is only famous because she a whore! Late last year she tried to say Shawne Merriman beat her up it was clear and even the cops seen that she was a crazy bitch hungry for the medias attention. Its kinda sad how her life is and deep inside she really knows shes a stupid retard bitch thats why she tweets about killing her self because she knows her life it that pathetic. Sorry for blowing up like this but women like this really piss me off but if game really is her babies daddy then i know that nigga is hot! lol

Song Of The Day

So im starting the song of the day today probably not gonna post as much of these i do the photo of the day but its just to let you guys know what kinda music i like and whats going threw my head at the time so the first one is the Velvet Undergrounds song "Heroin" check it out its pretty crazy gotta love those 60's acid rock

Photo Of The Day

hey ray ray go get your wet wipes cuz kobe busted that shit in ya face!!!

Lakers rip celtics heart out!

If you havent seen it watch it and if you have seen the shot it deserves another look

Boulevard 3 in Hollywood

Friday brought my camera to boulevard 3 in Hollywood on sunset it was pretty tight check out the photos

Photo Of The Day

Kid Cudi

Photo Of The Day

24 caret gold camera

60th anniversary of China, Leica is introducing a limited edition 24-carat gold-plated camera. theres only 60 of them going for $30000 so save your lunch money kids

Minorities and wealth

There is a problem within the minority business world. Minorities being African American and Hispanics. And the problem is when minorities have a little success with their business and someone comes around flashing a couple million dollars we sell the business they worked so hard in developing and making successful just for a the quick buck. We never keep it in the family and let it grow and be even more successful so it can generate even more money then what the buyer is offering. For instance look at Sam Walton he created one of the biggest retail store chains in the world called Wal-Mart. Once he started to have some success with his store chain some business men offered for purchase his company but he declined knowing eventually he would make more money then they were offering. When Mr. Walton finally died in 1992 he had over 1,960 stores and had $1.9 billion in sales. He left the company do his wife and children. They didnt sell either they kept running it like the way there father would of and in 2005 all five members of the family were in the top ten of richest people in the United States. Now lets look over another case in which Juan Francisco Ochoa the man who started El Pollo Loco in Guasave, Mexico in 1966. By 1981 he had restaurants all over Mexico and just opened the first one in the United States in Los Angeles. But In 1983 Denny's offered him money to sell its name and all for only $11.3 million. In 2007 El Pollo Loco report they had a PROFIT not counting there expenses a profit of 541.6 million. The point im trying to make is Minorities never keep it in the family so our kids, kids have the wealth as well not just you. Us as minorities need to not be fascinated with the quick dollar and have patience so we can have our foot in the door to become not rich but wealthy.

Photo Of The Day

Time TO Study!

Isnt Paul Pierce a little bitch!

Fuck the celtics

Former Member Of Wyclef's Group "City High" An Alcoholic On A&E's Intervention! [Full 41 Minutes]

pretty sad how dude fell the fuck off. i remember hearing there song when i was like in middle school

My Lakers meet President Obama

Its nice to see the president actually knowing everyone person on the teams name (except Farmar he said famrer) he knows every ones name because he is actually a fan and i loved seeing this and im glad i voted for Mr. Obama but know he needs to fix this economy!

Photo Of The Day

Nice

Cash Money Oil?

When you have your own oil company you know your ballin! Last week Cash Money CEOs Bryan “Baby” and Ronald “Slim” Williams announced their new oil venture. The Oil Company is called Bronald Oil. When you are own a oil company there is no losing money and you are no longer rich you are now wealthy! Kobe Bryant and Lebron James are rich men but the owners that write their checks are wealthy men see where im getting at. When you make moves like this you are in a different category of making money. This is part of a statement they released last week "Bronald Oil is an independent oil and gas company focused, on the exploration, production and development of oil and gas reserves from conventional and unconventional formations." And what i love about this is 2 black men from the ghettos of New Orleans can do it. This is how some of the most powerful men in the world start making power moves now all they have to do is succeed in a completely ruthless and corrupt business and i hope they do succeed!

Photo Of The Day

I wanna catch her flight!