A Tale Of A Weak Ass Bitch!

Time for more extraordinary Sex stories staring YOURS TRULY! This one is with another woman I met off Myspace! and yes before you even ask how many people have I had sex with off the internet...... To be honest I dont even know its more then I can count! Yea I know its pretty bad hahahahaha lol. Well lets start with the story her name was Cassandra and I remember she always made a big deal about how you pronounced it because I had another homegirl named Cassandra, Every time I introduced her to one of my homies I said it wrong and she would correct me and say its pronounced Cass-ON-dra not Cass-An-dra I would always look at her and say who fuckin cares! and she would always reply...."well im just saying.... it is my name Half" Yea I was a dick! and back in those days I would never tell women my real name I would tell them all that my name was Half Black or just Half for short. I look back and think dam like 20 or 30 chics had sex with me with out knowing my real name! Pretty crazy but I always got away with it hahahahahaha. But back to the story I met this chic off of myspace i remember she would always write me messages talking about she wanted to kick it so one day I finally said alright to come up and chill with me. She lived in San Diego, she was an attractive girl she was a Mix of Puerto Rican and Italian. When She told me that so I was like alllllright this chic is gonna have a HUGE ASS! lol. On the night she was coming up I tell her just to come to my pad because everyone in the house went to Vegas so I had the house to myself for the week. On her way driving up she called me and she starting talking and talking and TALKING!! I was getting annoyed she was telling me how her ex boyfriend used to treat her like shit and this and that. Right in the middle of her little conversation I tell her to stop and I just tell her like "look im not your ex so I dont want to hear about him I really dont give a shit" She says "oooo well I thought you would like to know" I stop her again and tell her "Well I don't want to know so stop I'm not him I'm Half and I know exactly how to Pleasure a woman!" as i'm saying that I remember trying not to laugh! because who the fuck says that! but she bought it and she said OK well ill be there in 30 minutes. So I'm waiting and I get a call an hour later saying her homegirl called her and she just broke up with her boyfriend and she wants to go over there with me and if I had any homies for her. I tell her yea that's cool I do have some homies. So I jumped on the phone and I call one. I don't wanna say his name because he is still with the same chic he was with back then in high school! but he shows up and says Look Half if this bitch is not with the "Bizness" I'm kickin her ass out I don't have time for this shit! I laugh and tell him not to trip they with the Business and if they are not you can kick them out I don't give a shit! 15 minutes later they finally arrive it was about 7pm both of them are really cute my chic looks like shes not even wearing a shirt! She had some huge ass breast and they were barely being held in both of her nipples were showing she exited her car looks me up and down and says "Dammm you look better in person baby!" she walks up and give me a kiss. Her homegirl it pretty much wearing the same attire something very minimal exposing her overly large breast.... Which I don't mind so don't get me wrong. But you women who demand respect pretty much dress like whores! And for never meeting this people your first impression was that you wanted to get fucked! Her homegirl was really cute she was light skinned with green eyes and had a very pretty face I introduced myself and my homie we walk to my door I look at my chics ass expecting to see something huge for being Puerto Rican mixed with Italian but when my eyes lied on where her ass was suppose to be they didn't see ANYTHING! She had absolutely No Ass! to say I was disappointed was an understatement. But it wasnt all that bad the woman was very attractive with some huge breast! So I was cool. we get into my house and I ask them what did they want to do. They say they want to party So I just tell them we can party there let me call my homies. an hour and a half later I have a house full of people drinking and just partying. Cassandra sees one of my homies hand me a shit load of pills and she grabs me with her eyes opened wide and asks what are those. I could tell by the look in her eyes she knew exactly what they were! So I just tell her well their extascy pills she looks at me and says lets take some! I look at her and say your not ready for those yet baby and they are not for taking they are for selling! I put them in a bag and put them away in my room. Little do I know she had followed me up there she sat on my bed and said "So this is where you sleep?" I wanted to say no I sleep on the floor bitch! But I look in her eyes and say the most stupidest thing I could think of.... "No this is where I Fulfill girl's fantasies at!" I look back now and cant believe I said that to her but hey I did and it worked! She grabbed me and started to kiss me. But I stopped her and said sorry I dont bring girls up to my room just to kiss if you are in my room you have to get naked! she looked at me and started to get undressed. Before we started to do anything she told me to be gentle because its been a while since she had sex and she only had sex with one person. I tell her not to worry but I just said that! I gave her the beat down of all beat downs! My homies said they thought someone was getting murdered up stairs I had her in positions she never even heard of! I remember her yelling out " Half... Half Baby! slow down please..... no keep going OOOOOO SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEE!!!!!" hahahhaa I remember right before I finished I started tity fucking her and when I busted I did AAALLLLLLL OOOVVEERRR her face! and at that exact moment I came on her face I slapped the shit out of her! She laid there and looked at me and said "What the fuck was that Half! I said be gentle! and just fucked the shit out of me! Jesus!" She got up I threw a towel at her so she can whip her face I started to put my Clothes on She said "Half baby.... Do you think you can be my man?" I look at her to make sure she was serious looking at her face their was still a shit load of cum on it lol I tried not to laugh I look away and reply I barely know you I dont think it would be right if we just jump up and be together we can still kick it and see what happens from there...... but you gotta whip your face before anything lol hahahahaha I tell her Ill be down stairs and to get herself together. 15 Minutes go by and she finally comes back down stairs and right off the back she tries to kiss me I push her back and say wwwhhoooaaaa all of our kissing is gonna be put on hold until you brush your teeth and use some scoop! Everyone starts laughing and she walks away feeling hella dumb! (Fuck I was an asshole! I still dont know how I got away with the shit I did with Women! and dont worry women Im not even close to that kinda person now!) After a long night of partying and drinking the party starts coming to an end everyone begins to go home Cassandra asks if her and homegirl can stay I tell yea don't trip I tell her she has to leave in the morning because I have to go to work she says you work on the weekends? I tell her don't be asking me all types of question I have to go to work in the morning if you don't wanna stay you don't have to! She says yea don't trip what time do you leave? I say at 7 it was like 2 already she says fuck cant I stay and sleep while your at work? I give her the craziest look like Naaaaw!! I have to go up north and work and I wont be back all weekend! I just made up the craziest story I could make up because I didn't want this chic chillin with me all weekend! Me and her Pass out for a couple hours but get rudely woken up to yelling! I get up to see whats going on and its my homie yelling at her homegirl! His just going off! "Bitch get the fuck out! trying to fuckin play around over here bitch if you don't get out of the house in 1 minute I'm gonna fuck you up!" Her homegirl runs into my room and yells "Cassandra get the fuck up these niggaz are trippin remember the shit you said wouldn't happen fuckin happened and they want us to leave! I laugh because I guess this isn't the first time shes been kicked out of a house at 4 in the morning. I get back in bed trying not to laugh and Cassandra cozy's up to me. And says "fuck hey just chill in the car I don't wanna leave my Man right now." Her Homegirl get infuriated and yells hey bitch you better fuckin get up they are kicking me out! you are just gonna let them do that to me? these guys are fuckin dicks! I laugh and say yup! My homie busts opens the door and I see Cassandra's homegirl get fuckin scared she runs to the corner of the room. My homie yells Bitch I fuckin told you to get the fuck out of here! She yell again at "Cassandra lets go!!!! im Fuckin scared!!!" Cassandra doesnt move an inch! I start to get upset now I'm tired as shit and these bitches are ruining my beauty sleep! I jump in and say Hey Cassandra your homegirl needs to go! so get the fuck up! She looks at me I can see shes upset she looks at her homegirl and says "Dammm Bitch what the fuck did you do now! I dont want to leave your gonna have to call a mother fucking taxi" her homegirl fires back! "Bitch this nigga over here is pissed because I didn't let him put it in my ass! Fuck that im not gonna get fucked in my ass!" I start laughing again In my mind I think aaawwwww Fuck this nigga over here is kicking this chic out because she didn't let him fuck her in her ass oooo shit that's foul! Cassandra looks at me and says babe if I'm quick can I come back I wanna spend as much time with you before you go on your trip! I say yea just to get this crazy bitches out of my house. They leave I get a call like 15 minutes later Cassandra is crying She said her homegirl beat her up! I start laughing again! and say well dam what do you want me to do? she says "well I want to go back to your house daddy!" I give her the run around and tell her I'm getting ready for work and ill call her when I get back from my work trip. She gives me a disappointed OK. I go over to my homie and asks what the fuck happened why did you kick that bitch out? He says "I was fuckin this bitch right and I'm trying to put it in her butt and she keeps saying no but right then when I almost get her to say OK..... my Lady calls me and asks where am I and that shes on her way over here! So those bitches had to go! my bad if I killed your shit but hey!" I laugh and tell him naw it was about time for those weak bitches to go!......... Through out the next month me and Cassandra kick it a few more times we fuck and talk and then one Night we are chilling and a very Frustrated Cassandra just loses it and yells look Half I'm beginning to fall in love with you why don't you wanna be my man!!! I want to know! I look at her and ask her do you want to know exactly why I don't want to be your man? She calms down and says yes! I'm like alright fine! I yell " BITCH WHY WOULD I BE WITH YOU! YOU SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE A STRAIGHT WHORE WITH YOUR TITIES BASICALLY ALL OUT YOUR NIPPLES WERE SHOWING. IN A MATTER OF AN HALF HOUR I ALREADY HAD YOU NAKED GETTING FUCKED BY ME I NUTTED IN YOUR FACE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE WITH A WOMAN WHO LETS ME FUCK THE FIRST HOUR OF US MEETING EACH OTHER! I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A WOMAN WHO THOUGHT FUCKING A MAN IN THE FIRST MINUTES OF THEM MEETING IS A GOOD IDEA! YOU ARE NOT WIFEY MATERIAL! YOUR A WHORE! YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY! I finally calm down and kinda realized that was a little mean I look at her she looked pissed she got up and got in her car and she skipped out! It was a little mean but it was truth why would I or any man be with a woman who let him fuck within minutes of meeting him I don't even know you and you let me fuck you yea that's a great way to keep a man! If a man really cares about you Sex doesn't matter he just loves spending time with you! write that down ladies!


I don't usually put bitches on my Sex Stories on blast this much but this is how whack these bitches are and how much respect I have for them! NONE!!

Cass-ON-dra and her homegirl!