SWOOP!

"Swooping" its very easy for me to swoop if you dont know what definition of swoop is ill tell you. Swoop or Swooping is when your take/steal a woman from someone else. ill put it in a sentence for you. "Hey, john is pretty mad you swooped his girl from him". I have done allot of swooping in my day. Ill give you a story because i know you love to hear them. Well one time i was accompanying a couple of my homies to a party at the homegirls house. well my homie brings a woman with him i guess they have been talking for about 5 months or so. So we get there and have a couple beers and i go take a piss i know the girl who lives there we used to hook up back in the day so i just walk in and use the restroom, i get back to where my friends are and the girl who came with my homie is asking me where the restroom was i tell her inside the house on the right hand side. She gives me an interesting look and asks if i can walk her. My homie interrupts her and says he can walk her. her reply to him was "well you dont know the girl who lives here he does, so his just gonna take me" Im dying inside because my homie is handcuffing this chic (handcuffing means not letting your woman leave your sight). So i take this chic to the bathroom and on the walk there shes asking me all these questions like how good of friends are me and my homie and if i had a girlfriend, we get to the bathroom and there's no lock on the door so she asks if i can come in so no one goes in on her. I tell her point blank look your with my homie so im not trying to sit in no bathroom and make out with you! her reply was legendary "Your homie is not my man and im not just trying to make out with you, I want to fuck the shit out of you" i laugh out loud and tell her shes crazy she grabs and takes me in the bathroom. We do our thing for like 30 minutes but remember there is no lock on the door the owner of the house walks in and to say she wasn't happy is an under statement she was pissed she screams out "God dammit Chris why every time you come to my house you got to be fucking one of your hoes over here!" (At a previous party i had sex on her little brothers bed but that's a different story all together lol) The Girl i was fucking flips out and says im no hoe and tries to fight the owner of the house that wasnt a smart move because the owner of the house has been gang banging since birth and just doesnt play that shit right when she opened her mouth i know it was all bad for her. So the chic i was fucking gets her fucking ass kicked i guess she was expecting me to break it up but she was the one who opened her mouth trying to be cool in front of me but just made her self look real stupid. Well my homie who was waiting for us to come back from the bathroom finally finds us and sees his girl bleeding with half her clothes off he asks what the fuck happened she just gives him a puzzled look so he looks at me and asks so i tell him well first you got swooped on and then she got her ass kicked lol He said what!!!! lol i was like yea i kinda swooped on you and she got her ass kicked. Do you wanna know what he said to me his exact words were "o well i swooped you on with your last girlfriend i just never told you about it" we both start laughing and he looks at that chic and says i hope you kind find away home. When we were walking out together he tells me did you really have to beat her up like that Chris i start laughing and say "Hey man you know what it is" All in all it was a good night