Tuesday, March 2, 2010

A Real Piece Of Shit

Here goes an other adventure of mine.... I met this woman on the freeway i caught her looking driving down the 101 freeway and got her number. And trust me i wish I never looked over my right shoulder to catch this broad but any way one day she calls and wants me to go over there to her pad for some wine.... I hate wine and i dont even drink it with my lady now so i don't front i tell her i don't drink that shit maybe next time. She says she also has a couple bottles of Moet. This woman is not broke let me tell you she drove an jaguar and had a tight ass house in North Hollywood. So i make the drive from Riverside to NO Ho (North Hollywood) I get there and she is already in lingerie! In my mind i tell myself i better drink this woman's champagne before i fuck her and leave hahaha. so we pop a couple bottles and we start feeling it she asks me how she looks? She has beautiful blue eyes long black hair left arm sleeved up with tattoos with mad jewelry on. I tell her shes beautiful with no hesitation. She grabs me and starts kissing me and starts ripping my clothes off i try to take off some of her necklaces off and she tells me to leave them on she likes to have sex with all her jewelry and her stilettos on. I laugh because this woman is dead serious and she had at least 6 necklaces on with bracelets and rings on the whole 9. She grabs a condom and hands it to me and says sorry they might be a little small for you i don't usually have sex with black guys! I give her a smile and say don't trip. So right before we start she tells me even though you have a condom on i want you to pull out before you cum because i know you black guys usually have AIDS!!!! I SAY WHAT??? and give her a look and she was dead serious!! in my mind i say alright i got something for this bitch! so we start and she tells me again to pull out just before I cum. So we have some lame ass sex for like 10 minutes because she says she likes to be on top but she totally sucks. I Tell her to stop and to give me some head for a little bit she says OK but she wants the condom on i tell her ok. She gives me head for like 3 minutes and i feel like im about to cum i drop her TV remote on the floor and it distracts her for a half of a second. When she turned around to see what it was I rip the condom off and when she turned back around I busted the fattest nut right in her face!!! She screams out YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!! I laugh and call her a dumb bitch for saying all black people have aids! i grabs my pants while she runs to the bathroom to wipe her face off. I pop her last bottle of her Moet and begin to walk out and I hear her yell out BABE DON'T LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK!! At this point I'm kinda puzzled I thought she would be pretty pissed she comes up to me and tells me "that was pretty hot no one has ever done that to me stay for a little longer." In my mind i laugh take a big gulp of the Moet and throw my shit down and make my self at home! hahahha

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