Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hitting The Slopes

Back again folks with another lust story for you! This time we can use the woman's name because im pretty sure this broke bitch does not have a computer and if she did im pretty sure she would not give a fuck that im writing this! This story takes place at my homies house again... his family was never home so we had women coming in and out of there all the time!! This very night at the "Love Shake" we called it the love shack because if you were a chic and you showed up at that house it was for sure you or one of your friends were there to get FUCKED!! Well like I already said this night at the "Love Shack" We had 3 lovely ladies there and they're were 2 of my homies and myself we were all in separate rooms pretty much just making out with these chics which was pretty gay! because I was trying to Bone one of these chics! (Remember folks we are talking about the asshole Half Nasty! im not that type of guy anymore) well it was getting late and these chics were drinking up all the beer so I wasnt having that so I just told my Chic like hey if we are not gonna bone you have to go! Well lets just say she didnt take that very well she threw a beer bottle at me and left lol....Women I dont understand them hahahhaa lol naw im just kidding, but she was pretty pissed! 1 of her friends chased after her and one of my homies went after her to. Well 1 of the chics stayed she looked at me and said Damm your bad!! I gave her a smile and said "Noooo baby im not bad im just misunderstood" We both laughed.... right then I caught it in her eye!! She was trying to FUCK!! I flirt with her and we get to talking I ask her for her name.... She replies "My name is Raelene baby nice to meet you" The whole time im talking to her I dont realize this chic has enormous breast!!! and when I say enormous I really do they weren't just like some double d's they were double G's and I am not exaggerating one bit. Keep in mind my buddy has been making out with this chic allllll night! So while he slips out to go take a piss I just hit her with it. "Hey baby how big are your tits?" She smiles and says "Well do you want me to tell you or do you want to find out for yourself?" I grin and grab her hand and escort her to my usual room. We start kissing and I start to undress her and Jesus I have never seen breast these size in my life before, So im trying to keep my cool and not look like a rookie but my 15 year old mind was racing and excited. I didn't know what to do with those things I wanted to hug them, kiss them, take pictures with them.... but right in the middle of our little session my homie runs into the room she looks up and starts laughing and says shes real sorry. I give my homie a little look he returns the look.... and explains to Raelene, "Its OK baby don't worry those tits are big enough for both of us" In my mind I'm like aaawwww man this dude really blew it, shes not gonna be down for this. Right when I thought that she gets up and I really thought she was gonna leave! But she just got up to make enough room so he can sit down on the other side of her. She looked and asked if I was down. I Don't even respond I just continue to undress her. My homie asks her has she ever hit the slopes before? I start laughing because I know what his talking about. (If you don't know what hitting the slopes mean ill explain it to you its a skiing term. When a skier skis he uses 2 poles to ski down the mountain. So when my homie asks her if she has ever hit the slopes he is asking her if she has ever jacked off 2 guys at the same time) She says she has never done it before but right when he said that she was already unzipping both of our pants and started to go to work. If I had my camera right there it would of been a hilarious photo let me tell you so its her sitting in the middle of both of us with her giant tits out with both of us sucking on one while she jacks us off at the same time! She grabs my hand and shoves it down her pants so I can start bangin her, So I start and shes feeling it I guess because 2 seconds later I hear her whisper to my homie that she wants him to start fingering her asshole!!! Keep in mind I'm only 15 and that fucking blew my mind away I was like wooaaahhhh this chic is fuckin crazy!! and lets just say my homie does not disappoint her! So all 3 of us are just going to town on each other she asks if I'm gonna cum soon and in my mind I think to myself yea getting jacked off next to some dude is a real turn on its a funny story to tell but not very sexy at the moment lol so I lie and say yea do it faster so she does. Next thing I know the door opens up again and its the 2 other girls and my homie and they start busting up laughing I gotta admit it was a funny scene to stumble onto. So they interrupt our little love session and ask if we wanted to smoke some bud. At that point in time I was trying to quit so I declined. My homie on the other hand would never just pass on a smoke out session so he jumps up and zips up his pants and skips out of the bedroom. Everyone leaves except Raelene she gets closer to me and whispers in my ear to get all the way naked and to turn off the light and lock the door so we don't get interrupted again so I fulfill the tasks and return to bed. She starts to give me head and I titty fuck her which was a first for me it was more of Entertainment then pleasure. Then she starts asking me weird questions and I was drunk so I don't remember what exactly she was asking but I remember it was weird shit so I wasn't really paying attention, but at the end of her babbling I knew she was pretty much asking if I had a condom of coarse I didn't! I search the room and find NOTHING!! She grabs me and says "fuck it just lay down and ill ride the fuck out of you and I wont get pregnant because I will be on top" I looked at her and she was serious as fuck! With a comment like that I was for sure not fucking her with out a condom because if she did get pregnant our kids would be stupid as fuck just like they're mother! So I came up with a solution I found a latex glove and I wouldn't of got this idea but Booty Call was my favorite movie back then! And if you haven't Seen Booty Call You need to make it a Blockbuster movie because that shit is Golden! So I get the glove and I put it on my Dick some how and it wasn't easy trust me. I start going to work! And it totally sucked I couldn't feel a dam thing but she was feeling it so I said fuck it I'll just do it until she cums And then I'll just fake one and just stop. So I'm just pounding this chic but since I cant feel much it keeps on falling out. The last time it fell out lets just say it wasn't pretty! lol I was smashing on this chics pussy and I mean I'm putting in work! but this time when it slips out it just redirects itself right in this chics ASS!!!! She gives out the Loudest scream I have ever heard in my life!!!! I ask her if she alright and there are tears coming down her face I feel bad as fuck. I get up and right when I get up my homie pretty much breaks the the door and I'm standing there ass naked with a latex glove on my dick they start laughing and asks what the fuck happened she turns and says this mother fucker just rammed his big ass dick up my ass!! Everyone Gets a good 15 minute laugh. I put back on my clothes and walk out to grab a beer The chic I was originally getting with Mellisa comes up to me and says sorry for throwing a beer at me. I tell her it was cool and that I was sorry for being an asshole. She whispers in my ear hey do you wanna go in the room and fuck. I look at her and just say Fuck No I had enough sexcapades for the night.... Downed a couple more beers and hit the room with her to.... Growing up I could never have to much Sexcapades!

1 comment:

SWEET P. BABii said...

lol ur a foo for that one boy ill tell you! lmao!!!