Whats up with women now adays?

So here is another entertaining story of my sex life for you to enjoy! So if you dont know I have a beautiful girlfriend and been with her for a while now but before me and her ever got together I hooked with this ugly horrible excuse of a woman I NEVER should of hooked up with. Now this woman was introduced to me by one of my best friends who past away Ozzy (RIP) so one day she calls me and says she has 2 free tickets to go to the drive inn. I havent been to the Drive Inn in about 2 years so I say ok. we meet and its a horrible Movie, And If you are not from Cali and never been to a Drive Inn its just a place you bring beer and pretty much party while you watch a movie! Well the Movie this chic picks is absolutely horrible! So she is the actually the one who makes the first move she said she is "Tired" and wants to lay down in the back seat. So we go back there and she basically attacks me and starts kissing me. She takes off her shirt and bra and stops me and asks "What do you think of my tits? they are a 38DD" I look at them and say they look great and begin to kiss her she stops me again and says "they are just great look at them! Touch them tell me what you think!" I'm like whoa something is wrong with this chic I give her a weird look and continue to kiss her. She STOPS ME AGAIN!! And Says "wait I don't think I should do this I used to go out with your best friend and I loved him" Right then and there I know this chick was one lying ass bitch because my homie Ozzy would never of dated this chick I knew he fucked her a couple times but I knew for a fact he never dated her. She puts on this little act for a little bit like I was gonna feel bad for her or something So I finally get pissed and just tell her "fine put your clothes on I'll take you home!" She yells out "NNooooo" and pulls me back down to kiss her, Which was a mistake I should of just took that crazy ass bitch back home but of coarse being the Man I am I just went in for the kill! Hahahhaha Well I will have to pay for this one because this story is not just about the sex its about how crazy this bitch really is!!!. She takes off her pants to reveal her pussy that looks like the Amazon jungle because she hasn't shaved and I don't know how long! (I've seen the real Amazon jungle so I can really say that lol) she reaches for my belt and takes off my pants I grab the condom and put it on. So we begin to have sex with the only thing good about it was her vagina was tight everything else was horrible!!! she wanted to be on top at first and for the first minute and a half looked like she was having a seizure she was moving the top half of her body and not the bottom meaning her titties were bouncing in my face giving me black eyes and shit but her pussy wasn't moving one bit on my cock! So after another 30 seconds of that I tell her to let me get on top after another 15 seconds of me trying to find her hole in the jungle of her pubic hair I finally begin. She screams out letting everyone know in the Drive Inn we are having sex which isn't a bad thing I just thought it was kinda funny because I did not have tinted windows. So I'm going to work smashing this chic and she is scratching the fuck out of my back. I slow down and she looks at me with a puzzled look and asks "Do you love fucking me?" I dont even answer I just start smashing her again she tells me to stop I ask her why she says you already mad me cum I wanna get on top of you and make you cum. I tell her no its cool I am about to come doing this. but she insists so she gets back on top of me but this time she turns around with her ass facing me. She begins and starts doing the same exact thing!!! I try to help her and tell her and try to train her but after a minute of that I just get up and start fucking her from behind which was kinda funny because she over my center console getting fucked. She tells me to slow down because it kind of hurts. But Im about to cum so I just speed up lol She grabs my hand and yells "keep going OOOOO MMYYYYY God! I'm having a orgasm!!" I start laughing because who the fuck yells out they are having an Orgasm?? Well she is busting the biggest nut of her life I try to hurry up and cum. After I'm done I sit back But she just lays there ass naked over my center console lol I ask her if shes OK she finally sits up and says "Ok I have never came like that before I felt it through my whole Body" She kisses me again and then says "Babe we get along soooooo good together we should be together" I give her a smirk and just say I don't think we should be together I'm not looking for a relationship with you right now and we barely met I don't even know you! She looks down and says well and says "Well I Like you and would like to still kick it with you and get to know you" I tell her You mean you still want to fuck me? She smiles and says well you gotta admit that was the best sex ever!! I laugh a little and say "The sex was ok" I didnt wanna be mean and just say you were the worse lay of my life but she really was! After a performance like that I knew I didn't want to have sex with her again. She had literally the hairiest pussy I have ever seen! I mean it was worse than those 1970's pornos! I mean it was HAIRY! She just didn't know what to do during sex! She gave me head and she just put it in her mouth and sucked it as hard as possible I asked her what the fuck she was doing she replied giving you the best head of your life! I know it was comical! the only thing this chic had going for her was her Big tits! but big tits can only get you so far in life! I drop her off at home and she asked me again to be with her I just outright tell her "No Im not trying to have you as a girlfriend we can still talk but Im not trying to have a girlfriend" She says fine and gives me a kiss and she walks inside her house. Only if that is where the trouble ended! But OOOOOO NNNNOOOOOO it didnt It just begun ladies and gentlemen! This is the tale of the Woman with Horrible sex! So a week or two goes by and I meet my present girlfriend and we start dating. So one day I accompany her to target so she can get a few things and guess who we see yuuup that same woman with the horrible sex! At first I didnt recognize her but I could tell she was just staring at me so I look at her and finally notice it was her. I didnt notice her because she wasnt wearing her usual 10 pounds of make up and hair spray. So she gives me the dirty look and stares at my girl and leaves. I didnt think much of it I told that woman I wasnt feeling her like that and she knew it. So the next day I get the call from her and she asks "so is that your girlfriend that girl you were with" I tell her that me and her were talking because we werent together at that point in time but I like her and I would be with her if she was up for it. So that obviously wasnt the answer she wanted to hear she GOES OFF!!! saying well I thought you didnt want a girlfriend I say NO I told you that I didnt want to be with you so gets more angrier and tells me that my girlfriend used to be with her older cousin and he supposedly told her that she lied to him all the time and cheated on him and that she fucked some of his friends while they were together. Well knowing my future girlfriend was virgin I knew she was lying I tell her well that sucks for her cousin and that since I was gonna be with her I wasnt gonna be talking to her like that anymore (Meaning I wasn't gonna be fucking her anymore) She is more than upset she is angry and wants to know why so I just come out and say it "Look I barely fucking met you and fucked you in the backseat of my car I dont like you! Me meeting a woman and having sex with her the first night I meet her is not what I call girlfriend material!! Maybe If you were cool and I could actually talk and have a conversation with you I would but we dont! So stop it leave me the fuck alone you weird ass bitch!" She tells me I am a jerk off and that I'm ugly.... yea real original lol......... So a few weeks go by and me and my girlfriend are doing great but then I get the call ITS THE WOMAN WITH HORRIBLE SEX!!!! she tells me that she Pregnant and the baby was mine. Every male who has been in that situation knows how that shit feels my heart drops! And my mind starts to race I ask myself fuck will my girlfriend still be with me? is this baby really mine?? how the fuck could I get this bitch pregnant when i had a condom on? But the bitch with horrible sex says something real weird she tells me I have to be with her because she doesnt wanna bring a kid into the world with no family. I tell her I am not gonna be with her and that shes crazy if she thinks that. She tells me fuck you well good luck in court bitch because im taking you for everything for child support and than hangs up I dont rall

So I call my girl and tell I have something to tell her she says to go to her work so I get there and tell her the whole story and shes a little upset but tells me she would still be with me if its true I only had sex with the women with horrible sex when I wasnt with her. So a week goes by and I hear nothing from the women with the horrible sex then she calls out of the blue and tells me when she was gonna have the baby and iI wont be able to see it and the baby will have nothing to do with me. I flip out and contest and ask her why? finally the truth comes out she asks me what does my girlfriend have that she doesnt? then it all clicks this bitch is really jealous and is mad because I chose my girl over her! another week goes by and I hear nothing from the women with the horrible sex she calls me while I was at work she tells me she fell down stairs and lost the baby knowing she was lying I play along with it and asks if shes alright and if she needed anything she says no and hangs up the phone. Immediately I call my girlfriend and tell her we both agree that the bitch was crazy and made the whole thing up just to break us up and after she couldnt do that she gave up. But the story doesnt end there oooo no it doesnt! 6 months later her "cousin" a women who supposedly lives with her posts a bulletin on myspace saying congratulations Half Nasty on having a baby boy knowing im not expecting any babies I ask her what the hell she is talking about she tells me that the women with the horrible sex is 6 months pregnant with my baby and she was lying to me when she told me she fell and lost it. I flip out on her "cousin" telling her she a retarded bitch for posting a bulletin on myspace before telling me whats up. I immediately call the women with the horrible sex and ask her was it true she said yes and says again she wants nothing to do with me and im never going to see the baby and hangs up with me. My heart drops wondering what my girlfriend is gonna think again. So I inform her again and right from the get go she says fuck that this bitch is lying again just to break us up. I on the other hand believe her because one of my friends mother has seen her and tells me she has gained some weight. So im like fuck my luck. One night i talk to the women with the horrible sex and again i talk the truth out of her and all she can talk about is how my girlfriend stole me from her and how shes a bad girlfriend to me and how she still fucks her cousin. and it click again wooow this bitch really is making this shit up again!!! Let and be hold she tells me she is going to Mexico for a family vacation and not even an hour there she texts me that she fell at the beach and she lost the baby! and again i play her game and ask her if she alright and all that stuff. A mutual friend emails my girlfriend some photos of her on that mexico trip of her drinking out in the club supposedly pregnant i email those same photos to the women with horrible sex and give her hell telling her if i ever see her in the streets she better run because im treating her like a man! Her "cousin" aims me asking me why is she flipping out i tell her to leave me the fuck alone her whole family is crazy and i want nothing to do with them. Later i find out her "cousin" doesnt even exist its just a person the women with horrible sex made up just to talk to me. she made a fake myspace and aim just to talk to me. This women is a loser and these kind of women are why men say fuck bitches and treat them like shit! Amy (the women with horrible sex) your a pitiful piece of shit and your nothing compared to my girlfriend stop stocking me!