Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Sexual encounters of the 3rd kind

In my life I have ran in to my fair share of women...a real good share lol. But those days are long gone. Since I am pretty bored I am gonna share one of those encounters with you and since you bored reading your pretty much gonna like it. One encounter happened when I was a freshmen in high school one of my friends had little or none parental supervision at his house so we were always over there. One day me and my friends who will remain nameless and everyone who participated in this activity will also remain nameless. Well we were at my friends house and we had invited a very pretty girl from our school over. She was a little older she was a senior amd we were all freshmen. She had a car so she picked us up and she took us to AM PM to do a beer run (a beer run is we just walk in and steal the beer by running out with it) we did the beer run and made it back to my friends house and we started to drink. During our alcohol fueled conversation we started talking about having sex on camera she mention she never has ever done anything like that before and of coarse being the person i am (they don't call me half nasty for no reason) I asked if she wanted to change that! she started to laugh and said she didn't know. At that point my animal instinct kicked it right when she said i don't know it might as well been a fuck yes Chris lets do it lol. Our conversation gets a little deeper into what has she ever done sexually and what she hasn't done. During this time i called my friend to bring over the camera so now their is 3 guys and one very attractive young lady. So my buddy with the camera finally just busts out the camera and asks her if shes down while the camera is rolling she smiles and says not with you.... so then I smile. my buddy keeps on pushing it and keeps asking her and she finally says YES... but she says I will only do it if i can do Chris and you at the same time! At first i thought she was kidding but when I look up at her she was staring at me with her beautiful blue eyes with the most serious face! keep in mind i am only a freshmen and pretty much has only had sex with a hand full of women let alone a women who is 4 years older and pretty much one of the must beautifulest girls I have seen, so it was easy to say i was a little intimidated. But being the guy i am i jump up and say lets do this hahahaha. So she walks all 3 of us to the bed room and asks one of the homies to video tape the whole thing. while she was saying that i was already taking her clothes off. by that point in my sexual endeavors you could say i was a novice she pretty much had a woman's figure that is pretty much a nice way of saying this woman has big ass tits and huge ass lol. We get to business and i bend her over while she gives my amigo head.And let me add it is pretty much hard to preform while you have one of your friends holding a camera laughing screaming out yyyeeeaaa get that bitch! So we finish up and of coarse we have snoop bumping "it aint no fun" so in spirit of the song i ask her what was up with her and my homie who was holding the camera can he get in this fun? She says YES... but i have to hold the camera and i have to look her in the eyes while he does it. By this time i knew if i asked her to rob a bank she would of done it. So they get to the business and im the camera man having fun doing close ups and shit, during this escapade my girlfriend calls and yes i had a girlfriend and to make it more worse my girlfriend introduced me to this girl im now videotaping getting plowed and looking up at me giving me sex faces. Im like FUCK i hope she doesn't find out about this BBUUTTT it wasn't like i was gonna stop doing this awesome stuff just for her lol i know that sounds real deucey but i was a 14 year old boy what the fuck did I know. So anyways I ignore the call and they finish up and the woman grabs me and escorts me to another room so we can "talk" she sits me down and explains to me she did all that to show me that she really likes me and wants to have a relationship. (the story of my life right)In my mind i start busting up laughing i may have been a 14 year old boy but i had an older brother who taught me the game i explain to her she must be the must stupidest person in the world to think by her fuckin me and my best friends that i would wanna be with a her. She cuts me off and says that she knows i am young but shes ok with it and she would take care of me. My response is did you just hear what the fuck i said your fucking crazy you just fucked me and all my best friends on camera that is not what i like to call wifey material. Being the beautiful girl that she was i could see she was not used to being rejected i could tell this by her response "FUCK YOU THEN CHRIS YOUR JUST A LITTLE BOY ANYWAY!!!" I give her a wink and tap my finger on the camera and say its to late you already fucked me baby. she storms out screaming fuck this and fuck that. My friends look at me like what the fuck, you just messed up all the fun!! I laugh and say i know but that bitch is trippin' so I run out and yell for her she stops her car and asks what do i want. I run up to the side of her car and say "I dont fuck for free you need to give me a ride home or something" she skirts off and almosts runs me over while we all laugh. We go back inside and i call my mom to pick me up but before i could even call, my girlfriend calls screaming at me! You pretty much already know what happened the woman who just caught the 3oclock train (the bitch we just fucked) called my girlfriend and said i fucked her. so i got dumped :( but it was well worth it! Well that was one of my many crazy high school stories sorry if it was too long trust me it goes on more but we dont have time for that i guess maybe the next story i will explain to you guys how one of my friends let everyone in my high school watch the movie that we all stared in! hahaha

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