Top 10 Facials

10. LeBron James reminds Damon Jones that he is small.

I remember watching this dunk and thinking what in God’s name was Damon Jones thinking on that play? All you need to do is compare the sizes of the two. LeBron James is 6’8″ and 250 pounds of solid muscle who thrives off of drives and dunks and Damon Jones is 6’3″ and 195 pounds soaking wet. Who’s going to win? Just take a look.


9. Vince Carter does not care for Defensive Player of the Years and that means you Alonzo Mourning.

Three facts I would like to point out first. Fact number one: Alonzo Mourning is one of the top shot blockers in league history. Fact number two: Vince Carter is one of the top dunkers in league history. Fact number three: Vince Carter doesn’t care if Alonzo Mourning is one of the top shot blockers in league history.


8. Tracy McGrady adds another poster to Shawn Bradley’s resume.

It’s not saying a lot to dunk on Shawn Bradley. The guy is 7’6″ ,which is the third tallest in NBA history, and yet the guy get’s dunked on more than any other NBA player by far. He was weak, he was scared, and he was a mormon. Not a great combination when you’re trying to contest the dunk of a prime Tracy McGrady.


7. Dwyane Wade dunks on Anderson Varejao’s soul.

This is pretty much the NASTIEST dunk ever it should be higher but it lands at number 7 just watch


6. Shawn Kemp dunks on Alton Lister and let’s him know about it.

I tend to make fun of Shawn Kemp a lot because of his inability to use a condom and his ability to eat, but before that he was an amazing basketball player with the Seattle Supersonics. He was one of the most aggressive, ferocious players in the NBA of the 1990′s and he capped it off with this one play against the Golden State Warriors. Kemp and Lister had been going at it all game and I think Lister learned to respect his elder’s after this poster.


5. Kevin Johnson is the nightmare in Hakeem Olajuwon’s dreams.

When I said Mourning was one of the top shot blockers, well Olajuwon is the best shot blocker. This guy was a force in Houston and opposing teams wouldn’t even think about stepping into the paint when Olajuwon was in the middle because they knew what would happen. They were going to get their shot swatted and Hakeem ‘The Dream’ was going to tally another block to his repertoire. When 6’1″ Kevin Johnson drove baseline though, no one expected this.


4. Kobe Bryant baptizes Dwight Howard.

That was word for word what Kobe Bryant said after he dunked on a rookie Dwight Howard and it’s true because the top shot-blocker in this league at the moment was destroyed by the top player in the league. Bryant has been known to throw down on just about anyone no matter how big they are and Howard was no exception to the Kobe Bryant rule. What is the Kobe Bryant rule you ask? Rule 1, section 1: Whoever tries to defend Mr. Bryant when he is rising for a throw down will be forced to deal with the embarrassment and ridicule of Mr. Bryant after said dunk


3. Julius Erving dunks on Michael Cooper and shows the NBA what a real man’s dunk is.

The dunk wasn’t revolutionary in the 1970′s and early ’80′s. It was used only in a few situations until Julius Erving came out of nowhere from the defunct ABA and showed the NBA how to really throw down. So when Michael Cooper attempted to block Dr. J’s dunk, he was quite surprised with the result when he was out of bounds and the Philadelphia 76ers were two points better.


2. Michael Jordan dunks on the city of New York


Poor Patrick Ewing. A great defender and a great player, but he was Michael Jordan’s bitch for the course of a decade. I can guarantee Ewing had a few words with John Starks and Charles Oakley for their shoddy defense on that play.


1. Vince Carter dunks on the world.

There’s just no words to describe this. You only see this in dunk contest. This is straight up rape and it shouldn’t be allowed on this planet or even in this universe. Yet, I can’t stop looking at it. In the 2000 Olympics when the United States were rolling over every country in the world, they encountered France with a seven foot center named Frederic Weis who was patrolling the paint. He was drafted the year before into the NBA by the Knicks and was never seen in an NBA game, do you think it could be because of this?