OOOO Mexico

Since im bored lets go back in time when I used to be a manwhore lol. This particular time I was about 17 years old and I got a call real early in the morning by one of my buddies and he said grab your shit we are heading to Ensenada so i wake up get my Sombrero and a wife beater and jump in the car we grab a 30 case of bud light and hit the road so the time we hit the border we are already buzzing we garb some tacos and get ready for the night. One of my Buddies had a beach house right on the beach and i guess the night before it got a little crazy with the women they had there and i missed out on. So I was determined to have myself an adventure because i missed the night activities from their conversations sounds very fun. So we walk to the strip and got a table over there at Papa's and beer so we are chillin drinkin having a good time talking to females. The trick when you are down in Mexico you have to try to separate the prostitutes from the real girls because you dont wanna waste your time talking to the whores because being the man O am I'm never gonna pay for anything I can get for free so you always gotta have the look out. Back in the day it was way easier compared to today. There is not that many tourist and spring breakers like there was when i was in high school. But this night it was cracking The Game was performing at Club Iggys so we went and talked to as much woman as possible and tell them to met us at club Iggys. While the game performs I bump in to this white woman with the biggest butt lol and we get to our drunken conversation i tell her i am a Rich kid from Guatemala for some reason she believes me lol she asks for my name and i tell her my name is Jesus but in Spanish you know it kinda sounds like hey-Zeus lol So she says lets go back to her hotel room and get into her hot tub which sounds like a win for me i order 3 more buckets of beer on her tab and we hit the road. For some reason we find the most hoodest taxi driver he had a system in there bumping some Eazy E as we drive off i see my homies busting up because i got 3 buckets of coronas jumping in a taxi with this chic drunk as fuck! For some reason it felt like we were driving forever to get to this hotel and i knew it was like down the street. While we are driving i am literally seeing everyone i went to high school with. it was like a fucking reunion. They were all drunk as fuck walking the strip they try to jump in the car and i just bribe them off with a beer and i tell them i will hit them up later. So we finally make it to this chics room and her friend is already there and she is doing MAD coke she jumps up when we walk in and screams then realizes its us and just says dam i thought you guys were the cops. lol I laugh and think to myself fuck this bitch is fucked up. In the middle of there room is a big ass jacuzzi and its already running which is pretty tight because it kinda looked like the one in scarface. So the chic i came with tells me to jump in i explain to her i have no bathing suit, her response is well looks like we are getting in naked huh and i give her a smile and say yea i guess so. Her friend snorts another line and yells yeeeaaa i get a free show!! So i strip down and jump and grab a couple more bottles of coronas and start drinking. The woman i came with starts to strip and she has an amazing body and i mean amazing that shit was banging!!! She had a big ass and nice size tits and she told me she was a swimmer and you already know. lol she jumps in and gives me a hug and says FUCKING MEXICO we all laugh and continue drinking i turn up the radio and my song of that time was playing so i turn it on guess what that song was called??? It was Nelly's "Pimp Juice" that was my shit back then! So we start dancing in the Hot Tub and she starts giving me a Lap dance keep in mind we are ass naked in there so i start to get a little happy if you know what i mean..... she notices and smiles and starts kissing me her coked up homegirl strips down and jumps in she asks if i wanted some coke i tell her no and she offers that if i do i can do it off her tits i laugh and tell her naw im cool i dont really do the whole drugs then, But she can do a line of my dick everyone laughs including me because it was a joke but and says ok stand up i look around like are you serious lol. She grabs some coke and sprinkles it on my Penis and it was allot i was like dammm shes not gonna be able to do all this coke. Well let me tell you this bitch was not playing she snorted the whole thing and then yells lets get this party started and starts giving me head the woman i came with starts kissing my neck and whispers in my ear if i had a condom and so i direct her to my pants pocket. So the woman i came with yells that enough bitch this one is mine i laugh because this is the first time i was like a piece of meat to these woman and it wouldn't be that last that's for sure. So me and that Woman start having sex while her friend just watches and does coke like a loser lol keep in mind i told this woman my name was Jesus but in spanish pronounced Hey-Zeus so while im totaling giving it to this chic shes yelling out HHHEEYYYY ZZZZEEEUUUSSSSS HHHEEEEEEYYYYYY ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEUUUUSSSSSS OOOOO MMMMYYYY GGGGOOOODDD!!!. So me and that coked up bitch are just dying of laughter and the chic im railing just looks at me and tells me no one has ever fucked her like this and that she guess its true once you go black you never go back so me and her coked up friend continue laughing while i give this woman the sex of her life. But the her coked up friend kills it by getting all closed to my face with her nasty ass snatch and tells me to eat her out while i fuck her friend I tell her FUCK NO and i push her out of way she falls in the hot tub and gets all pissed her friend tells her to shut the fuck up so i finally finish up and i put on my clothes and we all start talking and they ask me where i live again i say California then that chic i was with says wwwaaaiiittt I thought you were from Guatemala (in my mind i was like oo yea hahahah) I say yea i live in Guatemala but im going to school in California. I change the subject I ask where were they from? They both say South Dakota. I Laugh and decide its time for me to go the girls say alright let them get dressed. So while they went to get dressed i started looking through all their shit!! I took all there Weed, coke and like $400 of there money and a camera so when they come back in the room i have pocket full of shit. They get a taxi for me and when we are in a car her camera falls out and she says hey that's my camera and she see her coke and she says hey thats my coke!! i yell to the taxi driver to stop in Spanish so those chics don't know what im saying i jump out and run!!! they try to chase me but you know a couple white chics are not caching no Nigga! lol So when i get back to our beach house 3 of our homies are locked up and i had no ride home. I look around and say to myself FUCKING MEXICO